Let’s be real—“cookies” and “healthy” sound like they belong in different universes.
Cookies are supposed to be indulgent, gooey, and make you forget your problems (and maybe your calorie count). Meanwhile, “healthy” foods are often... sad. Think kale chips. We’re not here to ruin your mood—we’re here to elevate it. Enter CTRL's healthier Protein Cookies: the cookies that had a glow-up and still know how to party.
Not Your Gym Bro’s Snack
Look, we’re not here to flex—literally or figuratively. CTRL Protein Cookies aren’t for people who spend three hours at the gym perfecting their “progress pics.” These cookies are for people who love flavor but also want to pretend they’re making better life choices. Why settle for chalky protein bars that taste like cardboard when you can have cookies that taste like happiness? Exactly.
What Makes Them Healthier? Glad You Asked.
Protein Power: Each cookie is packed with 15g of protein, which means you can finally justify eating a cookie at 10 a.m. because, hey, protein is breakfast food, right?
Collagen Goals: With 4g of collagen, your skin, hair, and nails are basically winning. It’s like a spa day but with chocolate.
Less Sugar, More Winning: We cut the sugar without cutting the flavor. Think of it as a cheat code for your taste buds.
Flavors That Actually Slap
- Peanut Butter Pieces: Real peanut butter chocolate candies. Yes, it’s as good as it sounds.
- Chocolate Chunk: Classic, rich, and absolutely essential.
- Black Ice Double Chocolate: A chocolate-on-chocolate crime spree that you’ll happily fall victim to.
- Monster Cookie: Sink your teeth into chaos with our Monster Protein Cookie. It’s absolute madness.
So, Are They Really "Healthy"?
Define “healthy.” Are these cookies going to give you six-pack abs? No. Will they make your taste buds do a happy dance and feel less guilty about your snacking habits? Absolutely. Life is about balance. Eat the cookie. Then eat another one. Maybe throw in some water so you can call it hydration.
CTRL Yourself
Life’s too short for boring snacks. CTRL Protein Cookies are here to crush cravings, not dreams. So whether you’re gaming, snacking, or just living your best life, grab a cookie that works as hard as you do. Or at least tastes like it does.
