Welcome to CTRL
Rewriting the Rules of Healthier Eating, One Delicious Bite at a Time






Let’s be real: life is chaotic.
Between work, gaming, streaming, and being generally f@#$ing awesome (you legend), eating healthy often takes a backseat to convenience. That’s where we come in. CTRL is here to help you snack smarter, without sacrificing flavor or fun. Think of us as the dope friend who’s got your back when your stomach starts growling.
What We’re Not
We’re not your protein shake-obsessed gym buddy who talks about “macro splits” at every party. (What even is that?) And we’re definitely not junk food that leaves you in a sugar coma and regretting life choices. CTRL sits comfortably in the middle: satisfying meals and snacks that taste like indulgence but play nice with your health goals.
Our Mission: Keep It Realistic
We know your time is precious. Whether you’re chasing dubs, streaming your heart out, or just surviving the daily grind, CTRL fits seamlessly into your routine. Our cookies and bars have the protein you need, our shakes are ridiculously easy to make, and everything tastes so good you’ll think we’re lying (I work here and I’m still not sure, tbh)
CTRL Is for Everyone
You don’t need to be a gym rat or a health nut to love CTRL. You just need taste buds and a hunger for something better. Whether you’re gaming, working, or procrastinating your way through life, we’re here to fuel your journey.



Join the Movement
Ready to eat and snack smarter? Check out our protein cookies, protein bars and meal shakes. They’re the perfect upgrade for your meal and snack stash—because you deserve better than boring health food or junk that lets you down. Welcome to CTRL. Let’s level up together.
Latest Posts
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News
March 03, 2025
New Partners, Same Mission: CTRL Welcomes Mass of Man and Decipherr to the Family
At CTRL, we're all about feeding the gaming and esports community something healthier, tastier, and way more fun. But we're not just here to fuel the grind — we're here to celebrate the people who inspire us along the way. That's why we're stoked to announce our latest partnerships with two incredible creators: Mass of Man and Decipherr.
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Monster Cookie
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Recipe
February 20, 2025
CTRL Cinnamon Toast Cookies
These Cinnamon Toast Cookies are crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, and loaded with that nostalgic, cinnamon-sugary goodness. Oh, and they’ve got some sneaky CTRL Cinnamon Toast Meal Shake magic mixed in to keep things a little more balanced than your average sugar bomb.
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Cinnamon Toast
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Protein
February 17, 2025
Why You Need Protein and I Need Therapy
So, fine. Here’s the deal: protein is essential for muscle growth, recovery, and overall health. It’s what helps repair your body after exercise, keeps you feeling full longer, and promotes muscle growth so that I can shovel this damned driveway three times a week because winter is some hellish punishment for a sin I didn’t even know I committed.
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Peanut Butter Pieces