You are what you shake.
And whether you're sipping Cookies n’ Cream or blending up Paradise Potion, your CTRL flavor says a lot about your vibe.
We analyzed the data (read: made bold assumptions), and here’s what your protein choice reveals about your personality:
Cookies n’ Cream = The Smooth Operator
- Energy: Calm under pressure but lowkey unhinged
- You don’t “meal prep,” you make power moves
- You’ve got main character energy and excellent taste in hoodies
- Your fridge? Chaos. Your protein game? Dialed.
Protein type: Elite taste. Low effort. Unstoppable charm.
Cinnamon Toast = The Cozy Assassin
- Energy: Soft exterior, savage macro goals
- You talk in memes, lift with purpose, and probably own a blanket you call “the cozy one”
- You're not trying to flex. You just exist that way.
- You secretly dominate group projects, but pretend you didn’t do anything.
Protein type: Warm. Comforting. Unexpectedly lethal.
Settled’s Paradise Potion = The Void Wanderer
- Energy: Galactic. Mysterious. Caffeinated.
- You collect niche hobbies and lore drops
- You can’t explain why, but people trust your taste
- You’re either streaming, theory-crafting, or drinking this shake at 2AM with glowing LED lights
Protein type: Cosmic chaos. Fruit-fueled logic. Deep lore.
So, Who Are You?
There’s no wrong answer—unless you’re not drinking any of them. In which case, we’re deeply concerned.
