We love Cheeto dust. But we love winning more.
Let’s be honest: traditional gamer “fuel” has always been kind of… tragic.
Energy drinks that make your heart question its owner. Chips that turn your keyboard into a grease graveyard. A half-eaten slice of cold pizza you found under your controller. Peak performance? Not exactly.
You can do better.
You deserve better.
Here’s what you should actually be eating while you grind — whether that’s climbing ranked, rage-quitting solo queue, or just absolutely dominating snack time.
1. Something That Doesn’t Melt Into Your Hands
Sticky fingers = missed headshots.
Say goodbye to chocolate bars, mystery trail mix, or anything that turns your mousepad into a war crime. Go for snacks that stay solid under pressure — like CTRL’s protein cookies.
They’re loaded with flavor, protein, and zero controller sabotage.
2. Meals You Can Slam Between Matches
You’ve got 45 seconds between rounds — not enough time to sauté, stir-fry, or cry over the lack of groceries. That’s why CTRL Meal Replacement Shakes exist.
Two scoops, one shaker, one win.
Real ingredients, real flavor, real fast.
Tastes like your childhood cereal — if your childhood had only 1g of sugar (it didn’t).
3. Snacks That Actually Do Something for You
You’re already dodging sleep and responsibilities — don’t make your body fight nutrient deficiency too.
CTRL snacks aren’t just tasty. They’ve got:
- 15g of protein
- Collagen for skin, joints, and flexing
- Less sugar that conventional snacks so you don’t crash mid-lobby
Basically, they work hard while you game harder.
4. No-Crumb Zone
You don’t want to be the reason your $200 mechanical keyboard sounds like it’s crunching gravel. Choose snacks that don’t explode into crumbs on impact.
Cookies? Yes. Doritos? Save those for after.
5. Snacks That Look as Good as They Taste
Let’s face it — half the grind is for the aesthetic.
CTRL bars, shakes, and cookies actually look like snacks from the future.
Post them. Brag about them.
Eat one mid-stream and watch chat lose it.
TL;DR: Snack Like You’re Built Different
CTRL wasn’t made for casual snackers. It was made for people who take wins seriously — in-game and in life.
So next time you reach for a snack or meal, don’t just settle.
